Sick of bras that are really fiddly to remove? Want to be able to take your bra off in front of your partner as sexily as possible? Well turns out, there’s a solution for that – the clap-off bra.
This innovative bra simply falls off by, you guessed it, the simple sound of a clap. Below, the bra in action:
The Clap-Off Bra from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.
“The first time I read about Syrian Lingerie I was quite moved” says its inventor.
“In the West, we often think of Arab cultures as sexually repressed societies, when – in fact – it turns out that they are clearly leaps and bounds ahead of us in advancements in lingerie technology. Those of us in Western cultures have a thing or two to learn from the Syrians about gaudy electronic lingerie.”
“Henceforth, it became my mission to fast-forward lingerie technology in the West. I figured the first step in this critical mission was to replicate some of the advancements made in Syria. The article of lingerie that resonated most with my inner sensibilities was the clap-off bra. I immediately resolved to make my own clap-off bra as a springboard into Western lingerie innovation.”
“On a quiet morning, two years ago, I first set out to make a clap off bra in order introduce it to a much more conservative Western audience. After a long arduous process, I am finally proud present to you a reliably working prototype.”
Our main concern would be if we were at something where there would be copious amounts of clapping and someone would slap their hands together…
Like this:
Or this…
Or possibly this…
We can see it leading to all sorts of embarrassing situations…
