Rod Stewart was Knighted earlier today.
I was Knighted at birth, but this isn’t about me.
While many deserving folk have received Knighthoods down through the years, I can’t help but feel a very strong urge to pour one out for the underrepresented in society.
Here’s 6 things that I fully believe deserve to be Knighted.
Spice Bags
Heart attack in a bag, we love you so.
Ugg Boots
Listen they’re hideous but by Christ if they’re not comfortable.
Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure
Folks it the film of the 21st Century.
Kettles
Facilitating brews since 1891.
John 3:7 Sign
An important addition to any sporting event.
Waterproof Mascara
God bless you and thank you x
Unedited image via BBC
