Listen, we’re all a bit basic.
Extensive scientific research has shown that there is a direct correlation between your name and the likelihood of you being a basic little betch.
I’ve compiled a list of the most basic female names currently in circulation. If your name, or the name of a loved one appears on the below list, don’t panic. Help is available and you will get through this.
Aoife Lovesscentedcandles
Bríd Thinksshesthegalwaygirl
Ciara Hasallthenakedpalettes
Claire Quietnightin
Deirdre Lovesbeyonce
Eimear Jeansandanicetop
Fiona Withhimselfforsevenyears
Gillian Teaandcatchupchats
Hayley Drivesavolkswagengolf
Jennifer Inspirationalquotesoninstagram
Karen Fitfam
Laura Bottomlessprosecco
Lisa Lovesacurlyblowdry
Mairéad Fanciesryangosling
Niamh Obsessedwithfairylights
Paula Ringsmameveryday
Róisín Cantwaitforchristmas
Sarah Bringsherlunchtowork
Tina Vodkasodawaterlime
Yvonne Michaelkorswatch
