Who wore it best, these celebrities or some very poor comparisons?
Yet again I was snubbed at the British Fashion Awards. My tireless contribution to the world of fashion continues to go unrecognised, in a move that equals the devastation caused by Brexit and Trump’s election as the next President of the United States.
In the ultimate act of revenge, I will now compare the attendees’ outfits to that of everyday items and fictional characters.
It’s up to you to decide who wore it best.
Natalie Massanet OR this branch from a cotton tree?
Livia Giuggioli OR this colourful bouquet of flowers?
Nicole Scherzinger OR these scribbles to check if a pen is working?
Jared Leto OR Mulan?
Pixie Lott OR Cinderella?
Jaden Smith OR this curtain fabric?
Hamish Bowles OR a series of brain scans?
Selma Hayek OR this Christmas tree?
