Stunning.
Summer isn’t the greatest time of year for goths.
It’s hot. You can’t wear as much black. Everyone’s happy out and not miserable.
How they cope we’ll never know.
Luckily for goths, emos, and people who decide to be performatively sad for whatever reason, a new pool float now exists to ensure that no matter who you are, where you come from, and what subculture you belong to – you too can enjoy the summer months.
The float is pink and in the shape of a coffin.
It looks like this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkyHeZthN8G/?utm_source=ig_embed
Got a lid and everything.
Incredible.
The coffin float was created by Andrew Greenbum who came up with the idea a few years ago because he thought it would be “hilarious.”
However, he and his partner, Ian Felton, don’t have enough money to actually make the coffin pool float a reality.
So, they’re considering trying to crowdsource the whole project.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkzMyrlFjAP/?taken-by=plastikmagazine
Andrew said:
“I found someone who could make me a sample recently and pulled the trigger. Super hilarious project.
“Truth be told thou, we about $15,000 short from being able to sell this to ya’ll. Let us know if you think a kickstarter would be a cool idea or if you have a rich daddy who wanna invest. We taking suggestion no doubt for sure.”
Make it happen, lads.
Make it happen.
