Remember the company that sent envelopes full of glitter to your enemies? Well, now the company who provide ‘Jarts’ or Jar Farts may have ‘trumped’ them…Sorry.
People seem to love coming up with new and inventive ways to troll their enemies, but this one has really …blown us away….
Thanks to American company Send a Jart, you can send your enemy a fart in a jar for the princely price of $10.
While the jars’ contents have been (very eloquently) named “Ass Air”, we are still unsure as to the actual source of the odours.
What we do know is that you can choose from three appetising flavours; the “Eight Hour Trucker Fart”, the “Hungover Frat Boy Fart” or the “Competitive Eater Fart”. We can’t decide which sounds worse.
Judging by the website’s testimonials…there are at least two happy customers so far.
Kasey L said: “I hate confrontation. But hot damn do I love sending out farts in a jar”, while Jeff T said: “My step-dad likes to push my brother and me around as if we’re his kids. So this Father’s Day, I sent him a Jart to show him just how much I cared. Which is not at all.”
Ok, we just wanted to let you know that this is a thing. As you were.
