Sex and relationships blogger Oloni took to Twitter last night asking her female followers if they wanted to have a bit of fun.
Turns out they did.
Oloni asked them to share their “hoe stories”.
The internet has been unable to provide an accurate definition for hoe stories so at the moment we’re going to take it for granted that it roughly translates as salacious sex stories.
Women flocked to Twitter dying to anonymously share their deepest sexcapades.
The result is a twitter feed full of tales of the explorations of female sexuality and a very public sharing of sexy secrets.
Hon the hoe stories.
Ladies, should we have some fun tonight? ☺️
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 25, 2016
I want to know your hoe stories! LADIES only. DM it to me & I will share anonymously.
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 25, 2016
Have you had sex with two guys in one day? Fucked your girls man right under her nose? DM me. I’m intrigued.
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 25, 2016
The story can be OLD or NEW. But it must be YOURS do not message me like.. ‘Well, it weren’t me, but my friend blah blah’ no!
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 25, 2016
Come on ladies, your hoeness doesn’t define you. It can get deleted! Seriously though, DM me! I wanna read some thot stories.
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 25, 2016
2 guys in less than 24 hours. It happens. pic.twitter.com/ZPCHCa2sVI
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Another similar story! 2 guys one night. pic.twitter.com/qawcXxIxbd
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
The threesome! pic.twitter.com/X9xVJL7TPk
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
What happens in Amsterdam, well .. pic.twitter.com/apnqfLaBBk
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
No matter how good your sex is lads, there’s an FWB she might have, who’s sex is, well… pic.twitter.com/X6ok7cIa6i
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
LOL her boyfriend her got damn boyfriend. ??? this is SUCH a common one. Omg pic.twitter.com/0MJQGaPK4o
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Crew Love. pic.twitter.com/9Ws3heFYFi
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
I don’t even have a caption. Just read ? pic.twitter.com/4wc7WpV5O7
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Listennnn ?☕️ pic.twitter.com/HvI04AX4uH
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Sometimes men know & do not care ? pic.twitter.com/X7eCMR2tIs
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
These are her confessions. ? pic.twitter.com/cwz1nUAx8l
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
She said… ‘I GOT MAGIC PUSSY’ ????? pic.twitter.com/Wf0fs3JfEA
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Greatest hoe achievement ? pic.twitter.com/94rwXa7MWH
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Loving the crew 2. pic.twitter.com/4zEz13aOXM
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Little did heeeeee know! ??? pic.twitter.com/suYEgihVEj
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
Pastors son. ? poor lad. pic.twitter.com/83blUxwNBn
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016
She wanted her options ?? pic.twitter.com/qVV5DmntU1
— Oloni (@Oloni) April 26, 2016