As he is prone to, Donald Trump p*ssed a lot of people off this week when he attributed Hilary Clinton’s success to the “women’s card”.
On Tuesday, in a primary victory speech, The Daily Dot reports that the GOP frontrunner insulted Hilary, a Democratic candidate, by saying that she wouldn’t even get 5 percent of the vote if she were a man.
Needless to say, this remark annoyed a lot of people and Lindsey Toiaivao decided it was high time someone gave Trump a taste of his own medicine.
She decided that the best way to go about this was to share her period tales with “the one person who would find it the most disgusting and infuriating”.
Lindsey started off with: “you can’t just whine about the woman card and expect not to hear the gory details about a stranger’s loose uterine lining”.
Let’s just say she didn’t hold back and this period Twitter thread cannot be unseen.
. @realDonaldTrump WOOF honestly where to start? It’s early on, somewhere btwn days 2 and 3 but recently I’ve been starting w like thicker
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump brownish blood like. With the consistency of soupy alien boogers? Webmd says this is normal – “old blood” from my last pd.
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump so that’s happening. We’re full steam ahead into the red now though so no worries
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump I started using a menstrual cup a few months ago. WHEW that is a learning curve, lemme tell ya
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump You know when you’re 12 and learning how to put in a tampon for the first time and the first several times you do it wrong?
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump and it hurts to sit or move or do anything and you writhe in pain on the way to the beach w/ your family
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump and you don’t end up getting to swim at all bc you didn’t put the tampon in right so you’d prob attract sharks w/ ur blood?
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump it’s like that but with a little silicone chalice that you have to fold over and shove up inside you.
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump so you can imagine how that might be difficult. Also they tell you that you won’t have to empty it for like 8+ hours but
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump my experience is more like every 2-3 hours once I get going. Like what is a “light” period? What is that life? Idk
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump basically from the age of 12 I was biologically ready to drop a thousand healthy babies on this earth. My blessing/curse
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
@realDonaldTrump the downside of being insanely fertile is some GRUESOME cramps. Recently woke up crying at 3am & couldn’t go back to sleep
— rindsey roo (@heysoulclassicz) April 28, 2016
…and so it continues, check out the full thread here.
