This is TOO much.
Sex can get loud and while that’s happy fun times for the couple in the act, it’s far from ideal for anyone in the vicinity.
Jenna recently experienced some noises coming from her neighbour’s home and decided to send a polite letter asking them to “have sex a little more quietly”.
She took a rather gas approach, basically saying that the loud sex was reminding her of the fact that she’s alone and she just wants to nap in peace.
Here it is in full:
“Hello neighbor,
Please have sex a little more quietly please. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded how alone I am…feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume. Thank you!”
Rather than respond with a sarky comment or simply ignore Jenna’s message, the reply she got was actually fantastic.
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— Jenna Levine (@JennaFrmDaBl0ck) October 31, 2016
Her neighbour said that the noise won’t be a problem in the future and that she hoped it hadn’t “occurred too often”.
The lovely person also gifted her a bar of chocolate and some wise words, reminding Jenna that the “right person” will come along.
CUTE.
This is the note in full.
“Dearest neighbors,I’m so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn’t realize how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologize so sincerely for.
I’m so so sorry, I hope this hasn’t occurred too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card. I will for sure try to make it nasty at a significantly lower level. And hey, don’t you worry, you’re not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years. Haha. Once again, I apologize so sincerely and deeply.
Sorry, Room 338”.
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