We have to admit that on occasion we have attempted to access Platform 9 and 3/4 in various train stations, but it hasn’t exactly worked out for us. Yes, it was just a wall, we know.
However, what do you get when you put a Harry Potter lookalike roaming around a train station looking for Platform 9 and 3/4? General hilarity, that’s what you get.
The best line. “Where are your parents?” and the answer: “Unfortunately, they’re dead.”