Eerbody knows what Netflix and Chill means in our modern technologically savvy society.
But unfortunately, understanding Netflix and Chill does not necessarily equate to “hosting” a successful experience. One Twitter user has brilliantly described how things could go, using Alfonso Ribeiro memes. Ne’er was there a more accurate storyboard.
It begins…
when you’re a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix and Chill and you plotting your next move while she’s in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/kD6pmNXZm0
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
“maybe if i put on a movie with a sex scene in it… nahhhh” pic.twitter.com/6LyHsT5dfB
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
“maybe if i turn off the wifi so it can buffer… yeah that shit could work… wait nah” pic.twitter.com/9U0Z9GGCpi
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
“maybe i should lay down in her spot and she gon come lay down too then imma touch her lower back…” pic.twitter.com/rzWBKNLnUs
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
she on the phone making other plans in the bathroom you on the sofa like pic.twitter.com/2Y3Vo9ABvp
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
you hear her say “iight come pick me up” by then you like this pic.twitter.com/abFYSsNJ5t
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
she come back to the sofa you try to play it off when she tell you she about to leave you like “yeah?” pic.twitter.com/fGqFsVolsw
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
her ride pull up you walk her outside and you see a Camaro with tinted windows in front this you pic.twitter.com/9EdZsjskT6
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
5 hours pass you still awake it’s 2:30am you listening to Bryson Tiller’s “Don’t” reflecting on the whole situation pic.twitter.com/T5NFhdehrr
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
you like imma lurk her instagram. she at a party posting hella pics smoking weed with that nigga that picked her up pic.twitter.com/fCGwV49Kj4
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
you check her snapchat she in a bed but you know how her sheets look and thats not her sheets you rematching it like pic.twitter.com/D50SJXbgJY
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
you hurt at this point so you post this selfie to try to get her attention pic.twitter.com/BFC0A8paBW
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
nobody likes the selfie so you delete it now you in the living room with the lights and tv off like this pic.twitter.com/5hiq9Vyus6
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
next time you see her you try to act like you ain’t hurting inside you like “ayeeeeee wassup?” pic.twitter.com/4ivXAAeqIn
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
then she hug you and you breakdown on the inside and almost lose it you like this pic.twitter.com/NHgTqRKEFn
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
its 6 years later she wants to start a relationship. she has a newborn baby for that nigga and you think about it… pic.twitter.com/VIeq3ObN4d
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
now you stuck with a baby that aint yours and she’s making you wait 90 days for pussy because she has trust issues pic.twitter.com/qtPH2ynHcD
— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015
Bravo, sir, bravo.
