Don’t be fooled. Spooning doesn’t always lead to forking.
One New York man Mike Fine has made a rare (if not slightly odd confession)… he’d ditch sex for cuddling any night of the week.
Speaking to the New York Post, the 33-year old said:
“I’d choose cuddling 10 times out of 10 [over sex] — it’s more intimate. Sex is like a chore, a routine — it’s like going to the dentist and at least cuddling I know I’m good at.”
So how did the cuddling begin?
Well Fine explained how he broke up with a ‘deeply unaffectionate’ partner and after being rejected by numerous women for rebound sex, he found cuddling was his ‘middle ground’.
Middle ground soon turned into favoured pastime, and now Mike takes part in cuddle sessions (up to one hour at a time), cuddle parties (no, we’re not even joking) and has spent over a year cuddling since his obsession began (416 days and 16 hours according to Cosmopolitan).
And because every cuddler worth their salt knows about big spoon, little spoon, Fine steps it up a gear… with his creepily termed ‘cuddle doggy style’.
To adopt Mike’s personal cuddle, the woman kneels on all fours, while he wraps himself around her, holding and rocking her…
Granted, that might leave you feeling a little creeped out, but he has got women who apparently ‘seek out his services’.
We’ll never look at at that post-coital snuggler the same way again…
