Tinder.
Swiping right and left is all fun and games until you realise you’ve signed yourself up for a date and this is now REAL LIFE.
We’re guessing that’s what happened to Maria. She got chatting to a potential suitor and despite his best efforts, she just wasn’t feeling it.
Below are some of the excuses she came up with and the guy just didn’t realise that Maria was playing him for a fool.
He says “You should come over Thursday, my parents are out of town” and she answers:”I so would but my advanced land water polo team has nationals in Idaho :///”.
Another gem was “wow you’re catching me at such a bad time. I leave Monday for football camp in Greenland”.
OUCH.
I've made something ridiculous up every single time and he still won't catch on pic.twitter.com/gcPlE9946L
— maria (@cashmaneh) September 11, 2015
