How is this even possible?
We’re crossing our legs just looking at it wondering whether or not it is real. But yes ladies, it’s real.
Canberra Hospital in Australia have reported that a 70-year-old man was in a bit of pain and decided to take himself to A&E to get the matter seen to.
Folks on duty weren’t prepared for what appeared on the man’s X-ray. A 10cm fork lodged inside his penis. How? Why? How?
According to a piece in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports the man had inserted the fork in a bid for sexual kicks but it disappeared in the process. Yikes.
The piece of cutlery was removed using forceps and copious lubrication.
Too many jokes, not enough time…
Hat-tip to our brothers over at JOE.ie for this one.
