Freshly harvested from the cloud regions of Utopia, that’s right, unicorn farts are hot on the market.
According to its creators these packaged unicorn farts are a burst of fun and have a unique aroma. Each bag contains three concentrated unicorn farts that you can buy if you fork over $2.95.
But as its creators point out:
“Contents of package may only be experienced by true believers and/or chaste virgins. Non-believers may experience an odorless, invisible product, much like air. We’re not kidding, it’s just air.”
Sold.
