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10th Aug 2013

Keeping Up With The Krazies – Eleven Things We Have Learned From Keeping Up With The Kardashians

A wealth of knowledge in here...

Sue Murphy

Yes, sure, we all dismissed it as being the worst show ever, but don’t you find yourself watching it? Just sneakily out of the corner of your eye? And don’t you find that you love it just a little bit? These girls have taught us a lot over the years.

1. Anyone can be anything they want to be…

Look at Kim, she’s now a qualified detective… of sorts.

2. Your stylish boyfriend should be allowed to clean out your wardrobe.

Honestly, look at Kanye. Stylish.

3. Breast milk cures skin ailments.

Honestly, ask Kim. She stole her sisters.

4. Be open with your kids.

Take a leaf out of Kris’ book, tell your kids about their sex lives. Kris admitted, in front of her kids on television, that she had joined the Mile High Club. Classy.

5. If all else fails, take a lie detector test.

Because the one way to prove to your kids that you are telling the truth, is to take a lie detector test. We all do it.

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6. To prove your ass is your own, have an X-Ray.

Silence those critics!

7. Your Dad is often the only sane one.

Especially when surrounded by lots of women.

8. If you’re not happy, get divorced.

Even after 72 days, it will be fine.

9. Men look after themselves as much as women.

Like Scott, they like to look their best.

10. Beauty treatments must be really painful to work.

Ask Kim.

11, Nothing beats a good cup of coffee.

If you have to take a scooter out in the middle of the night to find the coffee, it must be a good one. Ask Khloe.

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