Journalist Stacey Ritzen was at home in Philadelphia just minding her own beeswax when all of a sudden her neighbor erupted (literally) into the most audible love making we’ve ever come across (pardon the pun).
When it began, Stacey was unaware of the heights it would reach.
Who wants to hear my terrible neighbor having extremely loud sex? pic.twitter.com/ABIhEKlQJs
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Sounds like they’re having a great time. At the time of publication this tweet had been liked 69 times.
It’s like my own personal “Shut Up Little Man” with 1000x more shitty R&B music and fucking.
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Update: there is a school bus I’ve never seen parked outside so I am like 95% sure she’s frigging a bus driver pic.twitter.com/RyIrSVFfmA
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
It continued for a long time.
So this is still happening pic.twitter.com/xNHCuq3Aup
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Like a really long long time.
Oh god… it’s starting again. HOW MANY ORGASMS MUST ONE WOMAN HAVE????
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
And then it started sounding concerning.
HAND TO GOD pic.twitter.com/VoEkrYGK6f
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
But all was well. They were just enjoying the sex.
FYI my video camera cut off halfway into that last one so it just sounds like someone is being murdered. I assure you that’s not the case.
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
But Stacey, unlike her neighbour, is trying to keep things on the DL.
If anyone in the local Philly media is reading this, please do not feature my story on your show. My neighbor will probably beat me up.
— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 6, 2016
