Sometimes men just don’t understand how complicated it is to be a woman, there are so many other things we have to worry about on a daily basis. If any of these things go wrong, well that’s just the end of the world. Here are nine first world problems that only women will understand.
1. Your heel broke.
You will obviously have to go home and cry. The evening is ruined. You didn’t bring spare shoes. Just typical.
2. You chipped your nail varnish.
I just did this! The Forces that Be obviously hate me.
3. Ladder in your tights.
Someone please get me nail varnish. STAT!
4. Bag strap breaks.
But I carry everything in here?! How will I manage without it?!
5. I PUT ON ONE POUND!
That’s it. I’m never eating again.
6. Somebody wore the same outfit as you.
What do you mean why am I going home?
7. Hair
It rains just a little and it’s slightly warm. General mental hair.
8. I have nothing to wear.
No, I know there is an entire wardrobe of clothes in my room but that doesn’t mean I can wear any of them to this event. Look, you don’t understand.
9. Calorie Counting
I can’t eat that! There’s about 900 calories in there! What do you mean what does it matter?
