Nights out will never be the same again…
Invest in that new phone, we can guarantee you won’t lose it, bring out that extra tenner for a drink, it won’t end up lost on the dancefloor… a revolution is stirring and we’re about to be a part of it.
We know we’re not the only ones who stuff the world and its mother down our bras in hope of keeping track of it on a night out. Our brassieres have been likened to Mary Poppins’ carpet bag on a night out, a magical treasure trove where everything from cash and ID to phones and keys are kept.
Now you can party until the break of dawn and not worry about your valuables joining the multitude of lost belongings on the dance-floor.
If you get the Boobypack, you can party with real-live bears like these girls.
Introducing the Boobypack, like a bum-bag or a fanny-pack, as the Americans say, except for your boobs… see what they did there?
The Boobypack has a side pocket that zips your worldly possessions into place for the night. It’s water resistant, so if you tend to sweat a lot, just putting it out there, or if you’re in such luck that you could find yourself partying on a tropical beach somewhere, it won’t let your belongings get wet.
We’re not sure how women with anything larger than a C-cup would fare in them, we’re guessing major cleavage, but we think the idea is fantastic. How did we not come up with this sooner?
All you’re short now are your three-teaspoon knickers…
The Boobypack explained…
