We know that the women who are on the smaller side may not be the happiest about this article, but your time will come.
This week, we would like you to take pity on the women who have slightly larger boob-ish area.
1. The “Nothing Fits” issue.
It may fit on the waist, but it doesn’t fit across the boobular area. Now you have to try to find a larger size. Oh, and a belt for the waist. Why is this so complicated?
2. The Lean.
The problem with leaning up against a bar (or something similar) is that the bar may be the same height as where your boobs are located. You end up resting them on the counter… And that just looks weird.
3. The “No Bra” Conundrum.
Just don’t wear a bra! Sorry, what? Do you want me to give myself two black eyes? Yes, strapless dresses are a no no.
4. The Run.
You can never run without a sports bra, this is a fact. This will never happen for you again. Again, black eyes.
5. The Bikini
Hilarious! A bikini! Are you actually joking me? Pass me that supported swimsuit please.
6. The Low-Cut Problem
Unfortunately, unless you wear a polo neck, everything is going to be low cut.
7. The Stare
You have now got to the point where you look into people’s eyes and try to telepathically tell them “stop looking at my breasts, please.”
8. The Loose Issue
You can get so paranoid about the fact that the “girls” are on show, you begin to freak out about any tops that might be tight fitting… So everything is the size of a tent.
9. The Graze
“Oh sorry, I touched your boob!” “No worries, I didn’t feel it.”
10. The Strap Issue
You can never place a strap from a bag over your shoulder and boobs. Well, you can, but they will look bigger. Good luck.
11. The Push-Up Bra
Don’t be ridiculous. Have you seen the size of these things?
12. The Sag.
Let’s just put it like this, unless you can afford surgery, those boobs will be taking a trip a little bit south.
13. The Boob Hug
If the person you are hugging is smaller than you, here comes the boob hug. So much more than just an ordinary hug.
