Today is a very special occasion, as it marks our favourite day ever having an account with the social networking giant, Twitter. ‘Why?’ we hear you ask, let us explain…
Thanks to the folk over at GAA Banter, the “Name Your Willy After A Hurler” hashtag is beginning to trend online.
Like the good lads that we know they are, Irish gents soon got involved in the name calling action, and inevitably the hashtag caught on.
Quickly entries from gentlemen willing to nickname their genitals after some sporting greats, or not so great, depending on their modesty, began to rear their head (sorry we had to) from all over the country.
We had such a laugh at some of the tweets, we thought it only right to share the best of the bunch with you, helping get you all through this horrible ‘hump’ day.
We must admit, some were just a little too crude to repost, but here are the lads that just about managed to prevent their comments from verging offside.
@GAABanter Shane O’Donnell cos women are mad for him #NameYourWillyAfterAHurler
— Eoghan D’Arcy (@dunboynedub) January 8, 2014
#NameYourWillyAfterAHurler Any Kerry hurler. Not very good but loves the crack. — Michael Mc Kenna (@hoop67) January 8, 2014
@GAABanter @townhurler Shane O Donnell 3 times in 70 mins what more do ya want. #NameYourWillyAfterAHurler — Damien Fenlon (@Hern500) January 8, 2014
@GAABanter Tommy Walsh can produce the goods regardless of position #NameYourWillyAfterAHurler
— Patrick (@kevillepatrick1) January 8, 2014
#NameYourWillyAfterAHurler …James Jeffrey… Well groomed and tidy, Great at getting into a good position, but the finish is always messy
— Ciaran O Flynn (@CiaranOFlynn10) January 8, 2014
Eoin Kelly – Liable to blow up at any time, but likely to get pulled off before the action starts #NameYourWillyAfterAHurler — Mark Graham (@YearOfFestivals) January 8, 2014
Tony Browne – Veterans can just keep on going! #NameYourWillyAfterAHurler @GAABanter
— Eoin Morrissey (@EoinMorrissey88) January 8, 2014
DJ Carey because he’s lethal in the box! Sorry. #NameYourWillyAfterAHurler
— Johnny Keegan (@JohnnyKeegan) January 8, 2014
@GAABanter #NameYourWillyAfterAHurler Domhnall O Donovan.. Quiet enough until the last minute, and surprises everyone with a big finish
— Ben Doherty (@Den_Boherty) January 8, 2014
@GAABanter #NameYourWillieAfterAHurler Henry Shefflin……nuf said
#beast #lastlongerfinishstronger
— Kieran O’Driscoll (@KieranGerin) January 8, 2014
Thank you for this, GAA Banter. We all appreciate a man with a sense of humour, and are equally fond of someone that knows how to use their stick.