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13th Jun 2017

Own one of these items? You might just be middle class

Tony Cuddihy

Own a Spiralizer? Or a Dyson hoover? Or even a NutriBullet?

Well, you might just be middle class.

These are just a few of the 16 items that ‘etiquette expert’ Willian Hanson says owning makes you middle class.

He put together this list in a study for insurance provider Esure.

This is the list they came up with, via i100:

1. Smart TV (owned by 42% of middle class households)

2. Dyson vacuum cleaner (owned by 38% of middle class households)

3. Barbeque (owned by 31% of middle class households)

4. Vinyl records (owned by 17% of middle class households)

5. iMac (owned by 12% of middle class households)

6. Nutribullet (owned by 11% of middle class households)

7. Antler or Samsonite luggage (owned by 10% of middle class households)

8. Wood burning stove (owned by 9% of middle class households)

9. Spiralizer (owned by 8% of middle class households)

10. Mulberry bag (owned by 5% of middle class households

11. Matching coasters (owned by 5% of middle class households)

12. Boiling water taps (owned by 4% of middle class households)

13. Hot tub (owned by 4% of middle class households)

14. Aga range cooker (owned by 4% of middle class households)

15. Smeg fridge (owned by 4% of middle class households)

16. Brompton bike (owned by 3% of middle class households)

And now for the breakdown.

The way we see it, if you have up to five – You like nice things but you haven’t completely lost touch with reality.

If you have between six and ten – you might need to start wondering if you’re Edward Norton’s character at the start of Fight Club, your life defined by your possessions.

If you have between 11 and 16 – there’s a serious case of notions happening here. You need to throw half of your shit out.