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14th Sep 2015

7 Things Only Your Food Delivery Driver Could Know About You

It's a truly special relationship.

Rebecca McKnight

It’s one thing to have a relationship with your favourite local takeaway, but it’s a truly special landmark in your food journey when you’ve officially made friends with your delivery driver. When that bell rings with long-awaited sustenance for your grumbling tummy, you’re greeting your guy or girl with a fervour last seen in the closing credits of Love, Actually where loved ones reunite at the airport. Here are the seven things only your delivery driver knows about you. 

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How many people you pretend to live with 

As opposed to the actual number you live with. When you’ve ordered a meal deal for four and you’re clearly the only one home, they won’t bat an eyelid when you shout up a deserted stairs that the food has finally arrived.

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What kind of mood you’re in

Standard curry? Cosy night in with X Factor.

Lebanese food? Is this a date? Are you getting all fancy on us?

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How heavy the night before was

Asking for seven Diet Cokes with your pizza may have been the dead giveaway there. Sorry.

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When you really are on a date

You came to the door fully dressed and wearing makeup. He or she will be rooting for you for the rest of the night. And they might “forget” the garlic dip. It’s for your own good.

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What your favourite hoody/PJs/slipper socks look like

See every other time you come to the door. Ever.

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When you *actually* don’t have any change

And when you’re just being too cheap to tip. For shame.

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Your favourite movie

You’re alone on the couch and he/she has seen about 10 seconds of it approximately 37 times over the past year. Grease, again? Really? #NoJudgement. They get you.

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Visit the JUST EAT website to vote for your favourite local takeaway and be in with a chance of winning free takeaway for a year.

The closing date for votes is September 28th. The awards take place on October 20th when the winners will be announced.

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