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“Will we just go halfsies on this pizza?” said no person who hates sharing food, ever.
The world is split into two distinct groups of people; those who enjoy sharing food, and those who simply don’t.
For the most part, the two tribes live in perfect harmony, but when they do clash, things can get pretty ugly.
Here are seven things only people who hate sharing food will understand.
When someone tries to taste your meal…
This is your automatic reaction:
Going for tapas is your idea of hell
For you, there is no joy to a night spent being polite around a table of little bites. Your friends know better than to suggest meeting at a Spanish restaurant for a catch-up – they know very well that it won’t end well.
The words: ‘Can I try some of that?’ fill you with rage
The plate of food in front of you is for you and you alone. Hands off, please.
Labelling food is an absolute must
Popping your name on your food is standard practice when it comes to sharing a house with a group of hungry beasts. Good luck to anyone who steals your biscuits and thinks they’ll live to tell the tale.
When it comes to ordering a takeaway…
You know that Smithy from Gavin and Stacey speaks the truth. Listen to his words of wisdom in the clip below.
Clip via YouTube/BBCWorldwide
You’ve been called greedy by the people who know you best…
But you’re happy to live with it. You know that you’ll never change, and it’s time for those who know you best to just accept the truth.
Watching someone steal a chip from your plate…
Makes your blood boil. You know that this type of behaviour is bang out of order, but if you say anything, suddenly you’re the bad guy. The injustice can be a lot to bare.
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