Facebook messages are a strange vibe.
People use them for all manner of business and they can sometimes get a bit weird. Who says you can’t have one handy avenue to catch up with old friends, arrange work opportunities, potentially get Catfished and be informed that you’ve won the Nigerian lottery?
Here’s some Facebook messages that you’ve very likely been on the receiving end of.
1. Aunt Mary – Sees Facebook as an opportunity to reconnect.
2. Randy Robert – Roughly between the hours of 3am-5am he will suddenly become concerned with your well-being. Gent.
3. Nosy Niamh – Has as much subtlety as a hedgehog in a balloon shop.
4. Catfish Conor – Definitely not a Catfish.
5. Sassy Sister – Threats are more meaningful through the medium of social media.
6. Favour Freda – You and 538 of her Facebook friends got this personalised message.
7. Chatty Cathy – Most suited career is providing some form of a running commentary.
8. Chancer Charlie – Mate. You don’t even have a profile picture.
9. Braggy Breda – CAN WE NOT JUST DISCUSS CURRENT EVENTS BREDA?
10. Exposure Eimear – Exposure doesn’t feed a family, Eimear.
