The world has gone mad.
We are DEMANDING to know when Pot Noodle began making Easter Eggs. Okay… we’re not demanding, but the people on Twitter are rightly outraged by this culinary nightmare.
The image of the atrocity is doing the rounds, and it’s advertised as a ‘Chilli Chocolate Egg’,
Since when do Pot Noodle easter eggs exist? pic.twitter.com/OK8JQpHXkd
— Shannon (@ShannonLFSmith_) April 2, 2017
I can asure you no one in the history of ever has wanted to recieve a Pot noodle easter egg wtf
— Katie (@winzerk) March 11, 2017
Why is there a Pot Noodle Easter Egg
— ???????? (@Rusty595) March 23, 2017
I’d rather receive syphilis than a Pot Noodle Easter Egg
— Matt (@Heathyheath_) April 3, 2017
Right, well syphilis is a bit much.
To be honest with you, chilli chocolate doesn’t sound too bad, and to be REALLY honest with you, we all lived on Pot Noodle at one point in our lives (some of us may have a flavour packet in our purse right now), so let’s give them a break.
The eggs are going for just €6 and you can get them in Debenhams .

This is not the only egg we need to bring to your attention today, yes lads, there is a MARMITE EASTER EGG.
I think we might be more offended by this one.

This is EGG-zactly what we don’t need (apologies). Our friends over at Debenhams are also selling this gem for the incredibly competitive price of €7.
I think we’ll stick to our run of the mill chocolate eggs this year, or the Cheester egg, which we have previously discussed.
It is a thing of beauty.

All hail the Cheester Egg.