Each year mountains of parenting and baby products hit the market from pacifiers to baby cots.
That being said, we’re not too sure if these ones really made life easier or to mortify children in future photos. They’re quite simply, just a bit mad…
1) Baby Bangs
Pic via Baby Bangs
Everyone would like a hairier baby, no?
2) Daddle
Pic via Daddle
Ah the Daddle, a saddle just for the fathers of the world – what else would you need to make playtime more fun? Prepare for potential back pain Daddies.
3) Thudguard Infant Safety Hat
Pic via Thudgaurd
It may be practical but that doesn’t mean it should look silly. Say hello to the Thudguard Infant Safety Hat!
4) Birth Dolls (with detachable placenta)
Pic via Parent Dish
Yes you read that correctly, a detachable placenta. MamAmor Dolls have come up with these very interesting birth dolls to explain the concept of giving birth to children.
5) Ride-On-Vaccum
Piv via Yanko Design
Clean your floors while entertaining your child. Suppose this is more practical than anything else but better keep an eye on the young one to make sure they’re not whacking into furniture.
6) Zaky Infant Pillow
Pic via Gargles
Aimed to simulate the arms of parents this product looks more creepy than cool. As one reviewer simply points out, “seriously… hold your child.”
7) Tinkle Tube
Pic via Baby Rock Apparel
Made for your little boy when he can’t hold it in.
8) Lullaby Renditions of Metallica
Pic via Rockabye Baby Music
Nothing like a bit of Metallica blasting in your child’s ears to soothe them into a peaceful sleep.
Not sure if we’ll be investing in any of these soon!
