Clueless was released on this day in 1995 and was considered one of the greatest “sleeper” hits of all time. The film took on cult status shortly afterwards and most, if not all, women in their 20’s and 30’s can quote whole sections of it.
However, we lost some of the phrases over the years and we really need to bring them back for the general good and for future generations.
1. The 411
Translation: Give me the latest information, please.
2. A Baldwin
Translation: This is quite the handsome gentleman.
3. A Betty
Translation: She is a beautiful woman.
4. Surfing the Crimson Tide
Translation: It is that time of the month. Do not bother me.
5. Hymenally Challenged.
Translation: She has not had sexual intercourse.
6. Designer Imposter Perfume
Translation: A really good insult.
7. Jeepin’
Translation: Vehicular Sex.
8. Monet
Translation: Far away, it’s OK. Up close, it’s a big mess.
9. Outty
Translation: I am now departing
10. I hope not sporadically
Translation: I hope to see you regularly.
11. As If
Translation: I would not be interested in dating you, no.
12. Virgin who can’t drive
Translation: Way harsh.
13. Wiggin’
Translation: This is really bothering me.
