The Hidden Dangers Of Carpool Karaoke

James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke is gas.

However, there are some hidden dangers within the act of doing karaoke during a carpool, which need to be urgently addressed.

Drink Spillages

It’s all fun and games until someone drops their Fruit Shoot all over James’ white leather interior. As we know, leather is notoriously difficult to clean and becomes incredibly slippery when wet. God forbid, Rod Stewart could’ve slipped in the fruity goodness and landed on top of A$AP Rocky, making an almighty me$$.

Getting Lost In The Music

Carpool Karaoke is essentially a means to launch James Corden’s singing career and the sooner we all understand and accept that, the better. He’s a delightful singer and provides the perfect accompaniment to his guests’ dulcet tones. However, there is a very real danger of James getting completely lost in the music. This could have devastating consequences both to the music industry and the wellbeing of the gorgeous car he drives around in.

Distraction

A large portion of the guests on Carpool Karaoke are gorgeous. It’s not unreasonable to assume that James could catch a glimpse of Harry Styles’ beautiful butt in his appropriately named ‘rearview mirror’ and become overwhelmingly distracted. It is unsafe to fantasise and drive, let alone have a curious glance and drive.

Unhelpful Passengers

While a large portion of the passengers on Carpool Karaoke seem to be quite helpful with an extra set of eyes for parking, lane merging and hazard prevention, some passengers tend to get carried away with all the high jinks and forget their role as co-pilot. Stevie Wonder is a perfect example of this.

Justin Bieber

The Biebs is a real threat to humanity. His infectious beats and sudden transformation into an official banger producer has left many baffled, scared and questioning their core beliefs. Carpool Karaoke has given him a platform to spread the knowledge that he is actually a very decent guy who is up for a laugh. The horror.