Ah, Valentine’s Day. The day for lovers, cards, chocolates, roses, romantic trips and the rest. Or is it?
You will not get a bouquet of flowers delivered to your workplace and you will not fall in love at first sight. It’s all lies. It’s not so bad though, you still have the girls and your Haagen Dazs.
1.You will receive flowers/chocolates from a complete stranger.
Of course, he will be incredibly good-looking and a decent person with a fancy house by the lake. He is NOT a stalker.
2. The guy you’re hung up on will realise the error of his ways.
He will land on your doorstep and declare his undying love which he JUST REALISED because it’s Valentine’s Day.
3. There’s always a lake house.
If he owns it, even better. Next thing you know, you’re having dinner there. On what day? Oh, of course. That day.
4. You will find a picture of the two of you and start thinking about how much you miss him.
Then BAM! You will soon bump into him on the street and what do you know? Now you’re married. On Valentine’s Day.
5. He will suddenly stop hanging out with all of his friends and hang out with you.
Yes, you’ve only been seeing each other for about two weeks but he has suddenly realised that you are the one and he doesn’t really like his friends anymore. You will NEVER see them again. Except at the christening of your beautfiul child, Valentino, because you met on Valentine’s Day.
6. He will actually remember what day it is…
In an ideal world, since you are about twelve years married, you’re just pretty happy that he’s remembered the date.
7. You will reminisce about your one true love.
Who you, of course, only managed to spend a couple of months with so you have no idea what they were actually like as a person. But it doesn’t matter, you KNEW them. You really knew them.
8. There will be a treause hunt that will lead you to a fancy dinner.
On a plane. That’s taking you to Paris. Where you will no longer need to work and you will live on a yacht.
9. If you are single, you will meet the one.
You have been searching for him for years and gone through many the bad ex-boyfriend but suddenly a random one-night stand will lead you to the love of your life. It always happens this way, doesn’t it?
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