It’s the line that launched a thousand tweets
In the latest statement to come out from the absolute shit show that is the Taylor Swift/ Kim Kardashian debacle, the pop princess ends her tirade with the lines
“I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of, since 2009”
https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/754894689900359680
Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock recently, or you value your sanity, you’ll know by now that Kim Kardashian has called Taylor Swift a snake for denying that she knew about a lyric that Kanye West wrote about her. Allegedly, Taylor did know about said lyric, but decided to feign ignorance so that she could act the wounded party.
Since going out yesterday, this line has seemingly captured the hearts and minds of the internet. Twitter exploded straight after Swift sent out her message and a spawn of tweets appropriating the line to fit in with every day scenarios has since spread like wildfire.
It’s something we can all relate to. No, no thanks. I’m done. Leave me alone and never talk to me about this again, ever. Ladies and Gentlemen we are witnessing the modern day Greta Garbo ‘I vant to be alone’.
Perfect for when you’re not arsed getting up in the morning
https://twitter.com/christy_redd/status/755364357102501890
Or what about when you’re asked to do this dishes?
https://twitter.com/huntersilass/status/755363823071088641
Throw it at authority figures the next time you parade around in the nip
https://twitter.com/LorynBrantz/status/754905913073471512
There’s a whole work related rolladex of uses
When you’re late
https://twitter.com/jdgmntgay/status/755038167833518085
When you’re calling in sick
https://twitter.com/pilotbacon/status/755017934527983618
Replying to emails
Going to reply to all my work emails today with 'I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative'.
— Dominic Wakeford (@domwakeford) July 18, 2016
The iconic line even work’s in awkward relationship situations
https://twitter.com/FallOutMatt/status/755301220189769728
It’s a third box to tick the next time your aunt asks you your status at a wedding
https://twitter.com/sisisidsisisi/status/754899211540373504
Basically, it is a get out of jail card free, to be used any where and at any time
*steps on scale*
I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one I have never asked to be a part of.
— Veronica 💁🏻♀️ (@VeronicaRuckh) July 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/ColeLedford11/status/755045563188543488
Sir we found 8 tons of horse tranquilizers in your trailer.
"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have nev
— necromanced krabman (@SquidDad) July 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/lawyerthoughts/status/755081258791645184
me [after receiving an unsolicited dick pic]: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
— homosexual court jester (@sweatpantspapi) July 18, 2016
"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative"
-2017's most popular senior yearbook quote
— Rachel Villegas (@hernamesrachel) July 18, 2016
Even Melania Trump’s plagiarism is getting attention.
"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I never asked to be a part of, since 2005." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
— CourtneyPants (@callmecourt) July 19, 2016
It’s just a pity that we have to be privy to this should be private spat. We suggest everyone who wishes this story would go away, mail these words to both Swift and Kardashian’s management.
