Let this be a lesson: do not mess with Amy Schumer.
The comedian has been killing it on her European stand-up tour over the last few weeks. Her stint in Dublin last weekend was a huge hit with fans – including U2, natch – plus she was the soundest customer ever, leaving a huge tip for a harried pub waitress.
Last night, Schumer took her stand-up to Stockholm, where, two minutes into the show, a man heckled her by shouting out, ‘Show us your tits!’
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Well, Amy wasn’t having any of that, and rightly so.
She paused her show and asked the audience to point out whoever had shouted that at her.
When they guy claimed not to understand, Amy said: “Don’t pretend you don’t speak English, you just shouted, ‘Show us your tits’.”
She then proceeded to ask the guy what he did for a living.
“Sales,” he replied.
To which Amy retorted, in her most casually lethal voice:
As the audience applauded her, Amy set up the killer blow.
“That’s cute,” she said. “But if you yell out again, you’re going to be yelling ‘Show me your tits’ at people from the parking lot, because you’re gonna get thrown out motherfucker.”
OWNED!
The guy then shouted that he was going to leave.
But Amy wasn’t bothered.
“Bye!” she said sweetly. “We’re going to miss you so much. I already miss you.”
Before he could get up to leave, Amy asked the audience to vote by applause if he should be thrown out.
The result was unanimous.
Amazing. So long loser!
Watch the full exchange below:
