Have you ever imagined what it would have been like had Moulin Rouge, starring Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor, been set in Ireland? Well, we have!
1. All you need is food. Like, actually, in order to survive.
2. Can’t spend love in Penneys!
3. “How wonderful life is… when there’s chocolate nearby.”
4. We don’t do public declarations.
5. We won’t love you no matter what. You treat us badly, you’re gone.
6. We don’t share our duvet never mind the sheet! (Also, you’re at a window, someone might see you.)
7. “One day I’ll fly away… cheaply on Ryanair.”
8. Pfft! Speak for yourself.
9. There’s no “may be” about it.
10. This would be followed by a firm slap.
11. You wouldn’t see this at an Irish club.
This is more like it.
