This is fair enough, like.
Beauty blenders are all the rage these days.
You can hardly try your best to be beautiful without somebody coming over and being like: ‘umm, you should have blended more.’
It’s annoying and we would like it to stop and we are all only doing our best.
As you may or may not be aware, a beauty blender is basically like a little round-ish sponge with a curved edged that lets you blend your makeup so you don’t end up with lines all over your face.
They’re cheap, they’re handy to have around, and men haven’t got a clue what they are.
Standard.
Sephora, however, has recently launched a new kind of beauty blender.
Part of the brand’s Ocean Crush collection, they say it’s shaped “… like a conch shell, the sponges have multiple ridges and points, as well as a flat cut edge on the base to apply makeup to larger areas of the face.”
The sponge is also “bouncy and soft for an airbrushed effect and smooth, flawless finish.”
Oh, they also look like a penis.
Yeah. See it?
We do… and so do a few other people too.
OMG I'm going to Sephora right now to pick up their new penis sponge! YAY! pic.twitter.com/SCWrCFSDGD
— PopLuxe (@OfficialNadi) April 11, 2018
Do they have a circumsized option??? Hahaga
— Paula Thompson (@paulat111) April 11, 2018
https://twitter.com/xxaprilrose/status/984174515608571904
We’ll take 20…
