They say size doesn’t matter, but in today’s world unfortunately size means a lot to some people. One of those people happened to be 30-year-old comedian and actor Patrick Moote’s girlfriend.
Moote proposed to his significant other at a UCLA basketball game before Christmas last year. The proposal was caught on camera and the video capturing the girl walking off quickly became an Internet sensation.
As if the humiliation of being publicly dumped wasn’t enough, offscreen the woman admitted to Moote that she couldn’t marry him because his penis was on the small side of the scale.
He decided to take matters in to his own hands (there is a joke to be made here, but we won’t make it) and began filming Unhung Hero, the witty fly-on-the-wall film that follows Moote on his expeditions across the globe to find out how other cultures size up, while he searches for a little penis peace of mind.
Moote explained to the New York Post his reason behind making the ‘cockumentary.’
“When we started the film, the point I wanted to prove was not only does size not matter, but also that I don’t have a particularly small penis. I think that we really saw an opportunity to answer a question that I think was bothering a lot of guys and I think it was really bothering me.”
“When you’re measuring an erection, there’s an average for it, but there’s no set number. If you put on 10 pounds it’s gonna take off a centimeter. If you’re not having a particularly good day with circulation, it’s going to affect it. If you’re feeling stressed out or your heat doesn’t work in your apartment, it’s going to affect how large it is.”
Moote concluded that he still loves his manhood regardless of the size.
“I don’t feel like I have a really small penis,” he said.
“I just know it’s not a particularly impressive or special penis. But it’s my penis, I love it and it’s great. We hang out all the time.”
