There is no getting away from Tom, he just creeps up on you once a month and overstays his welcome every single time.
As much as it can be a relief to see Tom visit, he also proves to be a regular pain in the ass. Here are the 10 things you just can’t do when TOM comes to down.
Note: No, we are not referring to the Hollywood actor Tom Cruise.
1. You can’t help but look like a thief.
Why are you carrying your handbag into the toilet?
There is no way to make it from your desk to the toilet without looking suspicious.
2. Swim.
It’s not that we go to the swimming pool all the often, but we’re not going to risk it now.
3. Oh, and what do we have here?
There is no discreet way to carry a tampon or sanitary towel.
4. Four Boobs
Oh what is this? You can’t wear your bra without looking like you’re spilling out over the top because your breasts are swollen. Nice.
5. White Trousers.
Not that we’re planning on joining a 90’s boy band anytime soon, donning white clothing garment at that time of the month is fairly dodgy territory.
6. Spot The Difference
Your face will break out, and no amount of concealer will cover it.
7. Glass Cage Of Emotion
Why are all the love songs on in a row when you’re in the car alone and listening to the radio?
Why must the Internet post videos about rescue dogs, marriages and babies? We. Cannot. Cope.
8. Not So Sexy Time
Every girl differs. Some women do not mind engaging in some sexy time when she is in the middle of her cycle, others are completely disgusted by the idea… each to their own.
9. Waxing Will Make You Cry
Your pain threshold isn’t what it normally is during your period, don’t do it to yourself.
10. The Truth Is…
This is not a happy period for any woman.
