Oh, you people with your perfect sight. You think you’re so amazing, well really, you are. No matter what people with glasses actually say, there are always occasions when we wish we didn’t have to wear them. Why else would the contact industry be doing so amazing?
Here are nine problems people with glasses will only understand.
1. Rain
You will never understand hardship in life until you walk around with glasses covered in raindrops.
2. Swimming
People with glasses can’t swim. That is all. Ok fine, we can get contacts, but we would just prefer to be able to see.
3. Showers
Yes, I just washed my hair with toothpaste again.
4. Sun
I CAN’T SEE! Find me my prescription glasses. Wait, sun’s gone. Back to just glasses. Wait sun’s back. Wait, repeat.
5. The Slip on the Nose
My glasses are near my mouth. Again.
6. Night Out
These glasses do not go with my outfit. Not unless I’m dressing up as sexy school teacher for Halloween. Again.
7. People who don’t NEED glass but wear glasses.
STOP TEASING THE NEARLY BLIND PEOPLE!!! We actually can’t see, you’re just pretending.
8. Smudges
No, it doesn’t matter, as soon as your glasses are two days old, you will never be able to see out of them again anyway.
9. You Can’t See
Yes, most importantly, the worst thing about wearing glasses is when they go missing, you can’t actually see in front of you. Yes, you are blind.
