There are many major life events that we really wish we could live through again, like our debs or the last day of school or the first time you met THAT guy. Then there are others that we would rather go through several types of torture than relive them. Here are eleven of those moments.
1. First Day of School.
No Mam, sorry. I’m just going to hold on to these railings here until you decide we can go home. Ok fine, I’ll cry. This didn’t get any easier for secondary school.
2. First time you had to cook dinner for yourself.
Note from Mam: “I’m out for the evening, I left you some food to cook yourself. Good luck!” What? WHY?
3. Driving Test
How do they expect me to pass the driving test when I actually can’t stop shaking?
4. Leaving Cert
No sleep, nerves, panic attacks, trying to remember five years of information. Yes, that was the best time ever.
5. That Bad Ex
It was fun at the start, not at the end. No thank you.
6. Labour
Yes, giving birth is a wonderful experience and we know you love your children, but labour pains? No thanks.
7. That Major Job Interview
Did they notice that you were about to pass out due to the panic?
8. Moving Out of Home.
You just couldn’t wait to get out of your parents house and then when it happened, you just couldn’t wait to get back home.
9. First Bikini Wax
I will feel what? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH
10. First Dentist Visit
Another occasion you found out that your parents lied to you a lot. “It’ll be fine!” No, it really wasn’t.
11. First Pet Dying
Honestly, the worst thing that can ever happen.
