Aw lads, make it stop.
There are few things that can make a girl cry at 9.45 on a Thursday night.
One is my takeaway being late. Another is remembering that John Lewis ad from a few years back.
Another is Hugo not being picked for a challenge on Love Island despite there being ample opportunity for him to be picked.
During tonight’s challenge, the girls dressed up as policewomen and had to interrogate a guy of their choice about what was in his pants, before giving him a kiss and locking him in a cage. Classic Love Island, truly.
Given the amount of girls compared to the amount of guys, one would presume that all of the lads would get picked for a kiss once, leaving two guys left over to be picked twice.
But Chloe, who is coupled up with Hugo, decided to go for Toby instead, while new girls Lucinda and Millie chose Brad and Liam respectively, leaving Hugo alone at the sidelines at the end of the challenge.
“Not humiliating at all,” he said, before strolling over to the guys to confer on who the sexist policewoman was.
It was, in the end, Kaz – not that Hugo had any say in it.
My heart is broken, someone save #hugo from love island. He is far too good for this show. 💔😢 pic.twitter.com/UeHELEBuPv
— Rhiannehole (@rhiannehole1) July 8, 2021
Toby was the only boy to express his own sadness that Hugo had not been picked during the challenge – Toby, and the entire of the UK and Ireland, who took it upon themselves to tweet ferociously once the segment was over.
Right there with you, guys. That man deserves better. Or anything, really. Sort him out Love Island producers, please.
