It’s Christmas, yeah?
Which means a few different things.
You’re going to eat lots, you’re going to drink lots, and you’re going to watch lots.
If Twitter is anything to go by though, there’s one film that you absolutely should not watch this Christmas unless you want to ruin your entire life.
Or maybe you enjoy inflicting torture upon yourself in the form of poor movies filled with white people doing dumb things and if that’s the case, go ahead, be our guest, enjoy this 90 minutes of absolute pain.
Because it’s called The Christmas Wedding Planner – and it looks like total dirt.

Now, to be fair to us, we haven’t actually seen the film.
Well, one of us has, and has said that it’s pure cringe with terrible songs but over all, you kind of know what you’re getting into when you watch it.
But still, films should have standards and even if something is literally terrible it should have some sort of redeeming quality.
The Christmas Wedding Planner, it seems, does not.
The movie tells the story of a wedding planner (shock) who falls in love with a private investigator (actual shock).
That’s pretty much all you need to know. Just read some of the tweets from people who actually watched it for an idea of what the rest of the film is like.
And, spoilers, it seems pretty bad.
Did we mention that yet?
The Christmas Wedding Planner was the worst movie I’ve ever watched… but I still watched the entire thing 🤷🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
— Shivani Parikshak, MD (@shiv_shak) December 7, 2018
If you’ve never seen the Christmas wedding planner on Netflix, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. Wtf did I just watch?
— KOC (@Itskalesbitches) December 4, 2018
I DID IT I FOUND THE ABSOLUTE WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER, Christmas Wedding Planner has been the absolute WORST movie i have ever seen oh my goD what did i just watch WHAT pic.twitter.com/nixNao52Bp
— shayhayek (@shayhayek) December 3, 2018
Y’all what even is Christmas Wedding Planner? Why did I just watch all of it.
— Blythe Brock (@CaitlinBlythe) December 12, 2018
Hey, hi, yaaaa so has anyone else watched Christmas Wedding Planner?????? I need to know if I’m having an acid trip. Thanks.
— Lauren Collins (@Lauren_Collins) December 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/MelCosgraigh/status/1071097705592692736
All this backlash is kinda making us want to go watch it though.
Back in a solid 90.