Kylie Jenner’s pregnant.
What? You mean you didn’t hear that?
Wow, you must not have been on Twitter or Facebook or living in the world last night then because it’s kind of all anyone’s been talking about.
Whether you care about this news or not, it’s no lie that you’re going to be hearing about Kylie’s pregnancy for a while.
And then hearing about her baby once she gives birth to it.
And then seeing vids of that baby all over her Snapchat among shots of lip kit swatches and herself driving around Calabasas.
We can’t wait.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZPAI-olXq5/?hl=en&taken-by=kyliejenner
Once the news was announced, Twitter erupted.
Which was great because Twitter is always decent for a good laugh in these kinds of situations.
So even if you literally couldn’t find a single care to give about Kylie Jenner being pregnant (it’s a pretty big deal, in fairness), just sit back, relax, and have a bit of a cackle at some of the quickest reactions to the news.
1. Kris Jenner works harder than the devil
Kylie Jenner pregnant RIGHT before the 10-year Kardashian anniversary. I tell ya, the Devil works but Kris Jenner works harder.
— J'na Jefferson (@jnajefferson) September 22, 2017
2. Wait, what if Kylie is Kim and Kanye’s surrogate?!
What if the twist in the alleged Kylie Jenner pregnancy is that she's Kim and Kanye's surrogate for baby no. 3? pic.twitter.com/RI8CG18Qvz
— David Onda (@David_Onda) September 22, 2017
3. Speculation as to what Kylie’s social media updates are going to be like once she gives birth.
Kylie Jenner's snapchat in 9 months:
Heeeey you guys, this is my new baby. Kween with a K. Kind of a light brown colour. Super cute for fall— Lauren ☀️ (@laumacdonnell) September 22, 2017
4. Using the news to draw attention to more important issues.
https://twitter.com/whosalexander/status/911367482459525120
5. Kris Jenner works harder than the devil, part two.
https://twitter.com/timmy2keys/status/911426818149773312
6. Not giving a shit that Kim’s tweeting about makeup when there are more important things to discuss.
IS YOUR SISTER PREGNANT YES OR NO? pic.twitter.com/32DiSCU4Gj
— Teeyawn (@Teeyawn) September 22, 2017
7. Did Jamie-Lynn do it better, though?
https://twitter.com/pcd2009/status/911334203572326401
8. Pretending to not care when you actually do, though.
Me: I don't care about ANY Kardashian or Jenner drama!
TMZ: Kylie Jenner is pregnant
Also me: pic.twitter.com/osg8n1jUX9
— luisa (@itsluisagibson) September 23, 2017
And 9. The realisation that you might as well just give up now.
Kylie Jenner's possible unborn child is already richer and more famous than I'll ever be
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) September 22, 2017
Stay tuned for more Kylie’s pregnant news as it happens.
There’s going to be a lot of it, lads.
