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09th Sep 2013

Eleven Things That Women Need But Could Probably Do Without

If we tried, we bet we could do without these things...

Sue Murphy

If the zombie apocalypse* happened tomorrow, we bet a lot of women would run into the bedroom and grab a couple of things that we just cannot live without. However, if we put our minds to it, they are definitely not really that essential, are they?

1. Hairdryer

Most women swear they could not live without their hairdryers, but if you were running full speed away from the end of the world, your hair would certainly dry naturally.

2. Straighteners or curlers.

“I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!” Yes, you can. You definitely can. Curly/straight hair is not needed in most emergency situations.

3. Shower Gel

Soap works just as well. Sure, it doesn’t smell like sweet coconuts but most undead can pick up scents.

4. Concealer

You’ll just be glad you have your eyes.

5. Perfume

It will just attract predators.

6. Tea

You’re not going to have time to stop for a cuppa, despite what Mrs. Doyle says…

7. Facebook

You certainly won’t be able to creep on Facebook anymore.

8. Lip Balm

An everyday necessity before the apocalypse, suddenly not so useful anymore.

9. Hand cream

Unless you planning on rubbing the undead to death, not necessary, leave it behind.

10. Diet foods.

You should definitely comfort eat if the end of the world happens. Plus, you will probably need to hunt your food now, so it’s not going to be fat-free anyway.

11. Handbags

Honestly, if it is really the end of the world, you certainly won’t need that beautiful Marc Jacobs number. You’ll just end up eating it when you eventually go mad from lack of food.

Scratch that, we will need the tea.

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