A little birdie told us that Clueless would be on a TV near you this weekend and this got us thinking about some of the lessons we learned from arguably the greatest teen rom-com ever made.
1. Always take Polaroids to help you figure out what to wear.
They never lie.
2. You should always have something baking when a boy comes over.
Wise rule. Domestic goddess.
3. “You’re a virgin who can’t drive” is pretty much the worst insult of all time.
It just is.
4. Everyone should help a good cause.
They totally need skis. Those people have lost everything.
5. It’s always good to show a little skin.
Invaluable boy advice really.
6. You don’t need to park, everywhere has valet.
Passing that test is easy.
7. Knowing Mel Gibson’s back catalogue is very important.
It can win several arguments.
8. Hooking up with your ex step-brother is perfectly acceptable.
You are not related.
9. Know your designers.
Calvin Klein says it’s a dress, it’s a dress.
10. NEVER go on the freeway.
Like, ever. If you can drive, then that’s fine, if not, stay away.
11. Every girl needs a saying!
As if! Not fetch.
