Sick of seeing your cat looking like a cat? Well why not turn your your beloved feline into… a unicorn.
The description to this mad product reads:
“Your cat is just barely putting up with your existence, puny human. Kitty allows you to live in her house, but only because you provide her with food. Obviously such an intelligent and benevolently dictatorial cat doesn’t want to be made to look silly. For cats with an attitude, we’ve made the Inflatable EVIL Unicorn Horn for Cats.”
“It’s the same as our bestselling vinyl 5-1/2″ long unicorn horn with a four-point elastic strap system to hold it on tabby’s noggin, except the horn is as black as your kitty’s soul. Your cat will be the Johnny Cash of cat unicorns. Also good for goth cats and cats that have to go to formal events.”
Sounds sinister.
But according to the packaging evil cats love it. So if you know an evil cat this is a must purchase!
