Nothing beats a Saturday night out but have you ever noticed that you end up saying or hearing the same things every time?
Well you might now. Here are seven Saturday night sayings that are guaranteed to appear at some point during the evening…
“Are you sure this looks alright?”
As soon as you’re dressed, before you leave, in the taxi, when you are actually at the pub and it’s too late to pick another outfit…
“My feet are sore.”
Complaining ain’t going to help!
“I haven’t seen you in ages.”
You will always come across someone you know and will most likely not see again for ages despite your promises of a catch-up.
“I’m heading to the loo. You need to go?”
Some things will never change. Going to the toilet in pairs is one of them.
“I want to go to the chipper.”
Aah, those late-night cravings. You know you shouldn’t but you always end up in the queue.
“I have had way too much to drink.”
Should have thought about that an hour or so ago.
“What? What? I can’t hear you.”
And you think they can hear you?
