Life is hard.
Lots of things happen on a daily basis that can cause us to get unnecessarily stressed and potentially livid.
While there’s no genuine link between these things and actually having high blood pressure, here’s 25 things that I’ve decided are probably posing some sort of threat to our health.
1. Having the exact change for the bus.
2. Remembering upwards of 10,000 passwords on a daily basis for work, emails, alarms, etc.
3. Taylor Swift.
4. Ringing revenue.
5. Waiting for online purchases to arrive in time for something important.
6. Essentially having a landline because your phone runs out of charge in roughly 12 minutes.
7. Twink.
8. Pay and display parking.
9. Our immortality.
10. Waiting for an avocado to ripen.
11. Stress balls failing to relieve even the tiniest amount of stress, which in turn, causes more stress.
12. Being told to smile or ‘cheer up’.
13. Finding out you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
14. Trying to crack an egg without making a balls of it.
15. Coming up with excuses to get out of doing things.
16. Remembering that eyebrows are sisters and not twins.
17. Being so late for work you might as well just head home and think about what you’ve done.
18. Putting an outfit together every day until you die.
19. Strongly suspecting that you are on The Truman Show.
20. Other drivers failing to acknowledge you when you let them out in traffic.
21. Trying to nail the chorus of Rihanna’s ‘Work’.
22. Donald Trump.
23. Wondering if there’ll be another series of Room To Improve.
24. Truly wanting the boys in green to come on.
25. Our impending mortality.
