Beyoncé forgetting to preheat the oven.
Beyoncé being picked last in P.E. and it haunting her to this very day.
Beyoncé getting angry watching The Weakest Link when a contestant doesn’t bank the money.
Beyoncé chuckling at the thoughts of her, Oasis and Jay Z collaborating and calling themselves ‘OJayZis’.
Beyoncé reading Cosmo to Blue Ivy before bed because she can’t find any children’s books.
Beyoncé forging her mam’s signature in her homework notebook as a child.
Beyoncé consoling Michelle Williams about being the least memorable girl in Destiny’s Child, but also the least memorable Michelle Williams.
Beyoncé refusing to download Spotify Premium and constantly having to remind herself that the interrupting ads are bearable.
Beyoncé feeling cheated by the end of Shrek 3.
Beyoncé downloading an app to turn on her central heating from work but realising she hasn’t got her heating set up for that kind of technology yet.
Beyoncé asking for a student discount in Topshop only to realise she hasn’t brought her student card with her.
Beyoncé applying six Instagram filters on her photo of a scrambled egg.
Beyoncé making an absolute haimes of cooking quinoa.
Beyoncé forcing Jay Z to refer to her as his Feyoncé even though they’ve been married for 7 years.
Beyoncé accidentally ringing the wrong Kate.
Beyoncé forcibly nudging Solange during THE LIFT in Dirty Dancing.
Beyoncé enrolling in a part time First Aid course.
Beyoncé sending in her three-star scratch card to Winning Streak and kissing the envelope for luck.
