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05th Feb 2013

“Ask Me Out – If You Do Well, I’ll Ride Ya” Valentine’s Advice in an Irish Nightclub

Well there you go, Valentine's Day = sorted. Just listen to some of the amazing advice gathered at this Maynooth hotspot...

Rebecca McKnight

“Just go all flowers and chocolates to f*ck, like…”

May we present some priceless Valentine’s Day advice from the lady patrons of Mantra nightclub, Maynooth. With such gems as: “Get the f*cking females a f*ckin’ drink, like”, sure how could you go wrong.

Billed as the girls of Maynooth giving the lads ‘a few tips’, the lady clubbers make the menfolk of their town sound appalling, but to be fair they don’t exactly give the best impression of themselves either… 

Includes dodgy dancing and even dodgier shifts. Enjoy!