Happy humpday!
Here look we’ll prelude this article by saying we’re not trying to condone excessive mid week alcohol consumption but hey we’re all adults here and we know how difficult Wednesday can be.
So in case anyone gives you hassle for that (large) glass of wine you’re pouring just pick one of the below perfectly acceptable reasons to support your behaviour.
#TreatYoSelf
It’s been a long day
Its an antioxidant
I haven’t had a drink all week
I’m stressed
It enhances the flavour of my food
I’m a grown up
I’m parched
I deserve it
It’s one of my 5 a day
It helps me sleep
It’s good for the heart
I like my drinking to be consistent
I’ve never tried this Chilean Pinot Grigio before
It makes me feel sexy
So many good stories start with “The wine made me do it”
I need to wash the chocolate down with something
Its 3-for-2 in Tesco
It prevents gum disease
I waved at the wrong person today
The wrong person waved at me today
It’s “me time”
Staying in is the new going out
