Some old-school Clueless Cher quotes to keep us laughing…
Josh: You want to practice parking?
Cher: What’s the point? Everywhere you go has valet.
Cher: Ms. Stoger. That machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Miss Stoger: Thanks for the legal advice.
Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It’s faux.
Cher: Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday
Cher: Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they’ve seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.
Cher: Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn’t really go with this outfit, daddy.
(On keeping her virginity)
Cher: You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
